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Success!

2007-11-28T23:03:00.000-06:00

Our stalwart red oak is now green for the season.

Thanksgiving Dessert

2007-11-25T20:16:00.000-06:00

Thanksgiving fell on November 22 this year, inspiring me to make a cake resembling a turkey dinner resembling Dealey Plaza.

All the savory foods/structures are made from dessert items (the gravy roads are caramel syrup, the triple-underpass mashed potatoes are frosting, etc.).

I Love To Singa

2007-08-05T23:52:00.001-05:00

Al Jolson and Cab Calloway, from a fantastic repository of jazz and big band video clips from the 1920s to present, redhotjazz.

The footage above is from the 1936 Warner Bros. film The Singing Kid, and the song was obviously used in the Merrie Melodies cartoon that came out later that same year (titled I Love to Singa), the plot of which was loosely based on Jolson's much more famous film from 1927, The Jazz Singer:

Watch the cartoon here.

Grungy Bruce

2007-07-11T18:36:00.000-05:00

I contend this TV clip of a man performing on stage at the Apollo Theater earlier this year does not feature a homeless feel-good character, but instead Bruce Willis in disguise. No one in the mainstream media seems to have picked up on this. Most of my friends do not believe me.

Willis has convinced people that he is "real life homeless man, Brad Prowley, who makes a living singing classic R&B songs on the streets of major cities not just to get by, but out of a true, life-long passion for music."

I suspect this is some sort of gambit by Willis to demonstrate that he can "act," and that he is more than just an action star. I suppose it also gives him a chance to sing, like he used to, and to be appreciated (so to speak) on his vocal merits alone.

McBlare

2007-03-07T21:58:00.000-06:00

The end of civilization is hereby officially heralded by the drone of robotic bagpipes.

Happy Bath Time!

2006-07-02T15:26:00.000-05:00

Keeping the Faith at Arm's Length

2006-06-06T22:21:00.000-05:00

Excellent NYT review of three new books on the faith of the founding fathers. (I meant to post this a month ago�NYT Select membership probably required by now.)

L.E.O.

2006-06-06T21:53:00.000-05:00

VERY excited about this new super-collective channeling the spirit of E.L.O., founded by Bleu and featuring power-pop god Andy Sturmer (among others). CD "Alpacas Orgling" due out sometime this year. (Mrs. Lynne, the fruit of your labor gives us a savior.)

My All-TIme Favorite Scent

2006-06-05T22:47:00.000-05:00

Finally given proper treatment. You better believe I'll be stocking up on this.

Sita Sings the Blues

2006-06-04T22:14:00.000-05:00

One of the most outstanding project ideas I've seen in a long time. Innovative, beautiful, and fun. The Ramayana as retold by cartoonist/animator Nina Paley, to the songs of Annette Hanshaw.

My favorite segment is probably The Battle of Lanka. But I'm also mighty fond of the strutting moon in Hanuman Finds Sita.

Open Some Doors

2006-06-03T00:10:00.000-05:00

Brother Mike points us to Fancy Pants Adventure. Fun game, groovy animation, addictive soundtrack.

My New Favorite Book

2006-06-02T19:12:00.000-05:00

Maybe parenthood will have a positive side after all.

True American Idol

2006-05-24T22:38:00.000-05:00

I pity anyone in my town who stayed home to watch a television show tonight, while Tony Bennett was downtown blowing the roof off the Meyerson. One of the best, most memorable musical performances I've ever seen, or ever will.

UPDATE: My super-brief "review" on FrontBurner.

Currently Intruiged By:

2006-05-17T23:40:00.000-05:00

The work of Emma Kidd, on her site benconservato ("well preserved").

GE One Second Theater

2006-05-15T23:10:00.000-05:00

Not sure how long this has been going on, but I noticed an episode flash by for the first time tonight. I can imagine this barely-liminal conduit being exploited in many ways.

Dream Last Night

2006-05-15T22:18:00.000-05:00

I was in a windowless stateroom on a train car, with a definite, occasionally jostled sensation of forward motion. My clothes and other personal effects were more or less casually strewn around the room, as if I'd been there awhile. I was standing facing the direction of movement, when I suddenly became aware of a giant "hole" in the right wall of the train that I'd previously taken for a closet.

Looking through that hole I saw into another stateroom, on another train, parallel and immediately adjacent to the one I was on, and through that train into another one, and another one, and another, infinitely. I was essentially looking into an endless tunnel, the "walls" of which were the interiors of these successively pierced staterooms. All the trains were moving forward at the same rate, as if joined together, with no space between them. The trains were not "fused" together, however. If anything, they seemed "linked." There was an occasional jostling sensation that would ripple up and down the tunnel, as if one of the trains were occasionally hitting a bumpy section of track, etc.

I saw no people other than myself, and wasn't otherwise aware of any other people. The only sound was the sound of trains on tracks.

It occurred to me (in the dream) that if the trains stretched out infinitely in that direction, there was no room for a "world" out there--no grass or trees or mountains--just trains.

I never turned around, or looked over my shoulder, to see if trains stretched out similarly from the left side of my own train (or even to see if there was a hole there).

I stepped back from the hole and realized it was as high as the train itself, and very wide, and oddly shaped around its edge. The entire tunnel stretching off into the distance had this same irregular shape (i.e., every successive hole through every successive train wall had this same shape).

I saw a light at the end of the tunnel. I realized a train was coming toward me, through the tunnel, through the other trains, perpendicular to them. I realized that the outline edge of the holes (and thus the tunnel) was exactly "train shaped."

I figured I'd better clear away my clothes and other items from the path of the train that was about to pass through my stateroom. I began to gather things up here and there, but I wasn't fast enough. An old-fashioned black locomotive barreled into the room.

That was the end.

I keep wondering if there was a hole in the left side of my stateroom, for that train to continue through.

The Future of Books

2006-05-15T07:08:00.000-05:00

Great piece from Kevin Kelly in yesterday's NYT Magazine.

I note that the article illustration (above, Abelardo Morell / Bonni Benrubi Gallery for the NY Times), previously appeared on the 1997 paperback cover of Nicholson Baker's excellent essay collection, The Size of Thoughts. Are there really so few good pictures of books available?

Conan Versus Bear

2006-05-14T21:44:00.000-05:00

Gloriously self-explanatory.

Final Episode Cameo

2006-05-14T21:36:00.000-05:00

Pretty sure that was Sorkin at the inauguration.

Cafe Istanbul

2006-05-13T22:57:00.000-05:00

If you haven't tried it, try it. Excellent food, excellent atmosphere. I remain consistently fond of the Doner Durum (No. 11 on the menu). Super babaganush. Dine outside on the quietly breezy, awninged sidewalk patio, or watch the bellydancer inside (Friday and Saturday nights) for a more lively time. Right around the corner from the Inwood Theater. Great strolling destination after a film.

The Costanza

2006-05-12T11:27:00.000-05:00

Finally, the perfect desk for my office at work.

Amanita Design

2006-05-11T22:17:00.000-05:00

If you've ever wandered around the Polyphonic Spree site, you may have already seen a cousin of the Samorost flash games. Interactive art that promotes context-awareness and intuition-driven problem solving. Beautifully satisfying and soothing. Play them.

Check out the Amanita animation clips, too. (Sorry, no direct URLs.)

Worthy of Guarded Optimism?

2006-05-11T17:34:00.000-05:00

Sports Night, West Wing, Studio 60.

Visit to Another Planet

2006-05-10T23:52:00.000-05:00

Had occasion to visit a $28M home tonight. No, I wasn�t bartending. Less than 2 miles from my front door, but it might as well have been Versailles�or Venus. Truly staggering opulence.

The annual property taxes for the place are comparable to the market value of my house.

It was easily the most expensive current, full-time residence I�ve ever been inside�the only two exceptions I can think of being the White House and Blenheim Palace.

The pool house alone was a Fitzgerald or Cheever story brought to life.

Earlier in the day, I�d been haggling over a $100 line item with my contractor. Imagine how silly I felt about it, strolling around that jaw-dropping castle. A C-note probably wouldn�t get me a switchplate in that joint.

Murder Richard Benjamin?

2006-05-04T22:21:00.000-05:00

Never even knew she had a sister.